"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by The Cincinatti Cuntsmasher November 28, 2016
Get the Skeetmug. Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"
by D. Evans December 1, 2013
Get the skeet creditmug. Comes from YouTube creator "Skeeter Jean", who does 'How To Catch a Predator' content.
It is usually used when a predator (similar to a child m*****r) is caught trying to meet an underage person.
Used in sting operations to catch child predators.
The word might sometimes be capitalized.
It is usually used when a predator (similar to a child m*****r) is caught trying to meet an underage person.
Used in sting operations to catch child predators.
The word might sometimes be capitalized.
"This girl is fourteen, and you, sir, have been skeeted."
"You've been skeeted."
"I'm about to skeet this guy."
"You've been skeeted."
"I'm about to skeet this guy."
by Haesert February 11, 2025
Get the skeetmug. Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."
by The Skeet Man November 30, 2022
Get the Skeet Slidermug. What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011
Get the Phelps Skeetmug. by Sammmmyhammmmy March 8, 2019
Get the Skeetmug. A skeet or "skee" is a a slut/ whore. A girl who has too many bodies. This term is usually for females anyways.
"Damn bro, you know that girl Amber"
"Yeah dawg, she's a skeet"
"Wait what do u mean?"
"She's a thot dude, 'more than 3 she's a skeet'"
"Damn"
"Yeah dawg, she's a skeet"
"Wait what do u mean?"
"She's a thot dude, 'more than 3 she's a skeet'"
"Damn"
by FattyGhost January 5, 2019
Get the Skeetmug.