P-Shaped body

Someone who has big boobs.

can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)

“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”

by Anon.23 :) September 11, 2022

Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

the sharpest corner of a large stone

the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.

When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Dirty Shapera

When you put spices on your penis before raping three underage girls and make them explode with spicy cum.

I did a Dirty Shapera on my three daughters, the cops came the next day.

by Arabian Bomber June 1, 2023