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Shiny Taco

A shiny taco is a type top coat for nail polish referred to by a woman so high off of holo she can't pronounce words correctly

Simplynailogical anyone?
Then add a shiny taco and bam your HOLLLLOOOOO nails are done
by Fanfrack April 18, 2018
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Shit News

News that isn't fake, just shit.

It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.

Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).

Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.
ABC News (Australia): Trump says he invented the word "fake".
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!
by FoulBard October 8, 2017
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Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !
Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!
by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018
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Shimyra

Is a very loving girl who spends to much time caring about others and not about herself. Weird and sexy looking girl who might look like she's 12. And the best person to talk to.
That girl just got fired from her job she must be a Shimyra
by Pete the bunny December 27, 2018
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Shit-Head fly

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.
Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
by YAWA October 8, 2020
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Shit Kink Alley

The name of the sexiest, funniest, hottest group.
Dude check Shit Kink Alley I asked a question!
by ghostisannoying March 18, 2021
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Shit my purse

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.
The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.
by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021
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