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An asian that could also be a panda
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scottish

"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.

To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:

1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland

There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"

Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
by Kayleigh88 December 28, 2005
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F. Scott Fitzgerald

The act of pleasuring someone's anus with your little (pinky) finger.
Those queers are big F. Scott Fitzgerald fans.
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scott

A robot that does not like to talk
Scott sits and says nothing during lunch
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scottrussell

1. a person who likes to fight
Stop being a scottrussell!
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Scott Spots

The term"Scott Spots" derived from Overland Park KS, where at Accelerated Schools two students Scott and Alexis grew quite close to each other. Alexis gave Scott many many hand jobs in many many places, School, field trips, and everywhere else. At Accelerated Schools, the students ride to school in a rather large size van, about the size of a limo (but not a limo). When Scott was given these hand jobs he Ejaculated all over the car seats in said vans. 3 years later these spots can still be noticed and are forever known as "Scott Spots".
Billy: Dude! Jenny gave me a hand job!
Joe:NO WAY!!!!
Billy:Yeah I left Scott Spots all over her couch
Joe:Whats a Scott Spot?
Billy:It's When you ejaculate when given a hand job and you stain nearby objects!
by aqswde February 13, 2008
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scottish firecracker

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all
hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley
by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009
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