saltatoes

Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.

Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.

These are fuckin saltatoes.”

by EbonyShinigami November 12, 2017

Santa-Be-Crazy

(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)

Ohhh Santa-Be-Crazy because he just got exposed.

by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017

santa rage

Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.

Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.

by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017

santa gift

Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus

What is the kids Santa gift this year?

by Brute01 December 15, 2017

Santa’s syrup

When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.

Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!

by Bthot December 20, 2017

Santa

A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.

Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!

by Ahdhan February 1, 2018

santalis

A beautiful, amazing, but bipolar girl. She's only there for those whose there for her. And she never chases after anyone. She sometimes get's taken for granted but doesn't let that affect her or anything she wants to do in life.

Santalis is my sexy bipolar friend.

by Jamayra May 6, 2018