sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018

dry sand

Sand with no texture, but actually quite tasty.
Dry sand has the unique flavour of rocks, glass, quartz, and other small things, including microplastics

Dry sand is actually quite delicious...
Of course, it is bas for your teeth. But your dentist wouldn't know how good it tasted.

by Roberto the great February 19, 2024

floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023

Sand lover

A racial slur often used to describe an immigrant from a middle east who has emigrated to western world just to whine about how great his formal country was.

(Person 1) : What do you think about that new guy Mustafa?

(Person 2) : Bro I hate him, he is such a sand lover, if his country was so great why doesnt he stop taking his government benefits and return back to Tatooine?
(Person 1) : Yeah man, Europe would be a better place without him

by Brkodestroyer.v.2. October 28, 2023

Marina Bay Sands

where all the fuckin rich foreign expats go to and annahilate their life savings on gambling and expensive hotel bills

“eh bro wan to go to mbs (marina bay sands) for staycation”

“u crazy ah so expensive how can go”

by the letter H is superior November 21, 2023

Sand

The stuff the Sandman uses. It is basically him putting a part of him into you. Sweet dreams!

See Sandman

The Sandman’s sand made me dream about things that made me wonder what really goes on in the Sandman’s head.

by I’m Anonymously Anonymous May 22, 2018

.....When Bubbles Hit The Sand.....

.....When Bubbles Hit The Sand.....

.....When Bubbles Hit The Sand.....

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025