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Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.
by Kbobs July 17, 2020
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Sausage Lips

Definition:

(1) women’s lips once filled with Botox

(2) Women’s lips whom a addicted to Botox

(3) Women who love to roll their lips while pouting and taking a selfie.
(1) that bitch has some big ass sausage lips. Must be kissing to many rectums.

(2) those lips are so big, looks like she has sausage lips
by Emmd November 18, 2020
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020
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Sausage

Meat-based food consisting of either ground meat, pork, or beef along with salt or other condiments.
''Hey i really want to eat sausage rn''
''Nice, you want a hotdog?''
by 1517_ May 14, 2021
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sausagenam

Sausage in Russian,
word founded by a demi-girl named after “Hailey”
Word created after she kept making typos on their computer.
“ya khotel by zakazat' pitstsu s sausagenam”/
“I’d like to order a pizza with sausagenam“
by canyousuckme May 23, 2021
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sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.
Chris rides his bike so fast, he needs to sausage link braid his beard so it doesn't whip his face.
by Hero82 October 7, 2021
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sausage

may i get a slice of sausage
by wowwow yt November 17, 2021
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