The Special One

A nickname for the Portugese Football manager José Mourinho

Mourinho said, "Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one", which resulted in the media dubbing him "The Special One"

The Special One is at Inter Milan now!

by the more special one May 11, 2009

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 9, 2011

the DP special

Putting your nose in a chicks sweaty gash while you jack off.

perv #1 :"John really likes that fat chick over there."
perv #2 : "Too bad I already gave her the DP Special!"

by Jerk Ass August 23, 2006

public school special

an insult used mainly by private school students or former private school students to call someone stupid. It implies that one belongs not only at public school, but in special education there.

Daniel: I did long division today, I feel special.
Me: Well, maybe public school special.

by A. Nuggs December 18, 2007

The Westin Special

When you run across the room with a boner at Your girlfriend and jam it in her ass.

"Dude Katie Screamed When She Got The Westin Special"

by Cman2210 July 6, 2008

Cub Scout Special

A sexual fetish based on three core principles: Honor, Integrity, and Rimming.

At scout camp the scout master made everyone give him a cub scout special.

by UtahZombie November 30, 2009

Half-Time Special

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!

I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.

by GKripe February 22, 2011