Jackhammer Spank

Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.

"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."

by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008

Skanky Pirate Hooker

Someone who is very slutty who you might call hoe face or douche bag.They like to hump everything.Are usually guys because it makes it funnier.It just happens to be most of the guys I know like Adam,Alex,Riley,Sam,Cole,Choua,and much more.

He is such a slutty douche bag,so he must be a skanky pirate hooker.

by Taylor also known as tater tot December 20, 2008

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

Skanky

Scam, to be scammed

i've been well skanked there
you skanky bastard

by Keane March 17, 2004

slanky

a hybrid of a slimmy and a skank; the utmost in choice girls.

Man, remember that slanky we saw at the Dairy Queen?

by squirefan June 12, 2005

Slanky

a cross between a slut and a skank.

Hey yo Brit i made a new version for you check it out " bitch ur wild, ur a slanky hoe, ur a slanky hoe" (use tune of stanky leg)

by Pure8chocolateBB April 11, 2009

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007