Smooshbortion

To have sex and get pregnant and then have an abortion.

Could also mean after deciding you don't want to have sex with someone last second you abort having sex with them at all.

Cindy messed up by not wearing a condom with her boyfriend and got pregnant. After deciding having a kid would be stupid at 18 she went to the clinic and got a smooshbortion.

Tami wanted to smoosh her boyfriend but after he said I love you after one week of dating she realized she wanted a smooshbortion.

by eelizabeth84 January 21, 2011

Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 11, 2012

Scooch

move in or pass through a restricted space

"Waiters kept trying to scooch by."

by DemonKitty-Chan September 2, 2015

smoothcock

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015

Smoosh Movie

A movie you invite a girl or guy over to watch when you know you aren't going to "watch a movie" and will instead start smooshing once it starts.

Bro #1 - I invited the new dime piece over for a smooth movie...

Bro #2 - What are you watching?

Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!

by Bromancer20 May 4, 2016

Scooch

(Pronounced Skoo-sh) Yellow or white colored vaginal discharge. (Invented by an anonymous YouTuber)

My girl got scooch all over the bed.

by Blakeyo123 July 11, 2017

Scooch

Slang for vaginal discharge

"Eww scooch!"

by Ninjapup July 13, 2017