noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

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a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap

"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."

by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

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Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

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watermelon slap

The act of slapping a woman's breast. Especially a woman with large breasts the size of watermelons.

Man Shauna has such big breasts, I just had to give her a watermelon slap.

by Narbles November 26, 2014

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Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.

Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."

by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017

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spundle slap

a spundle slap is when you ejaculate into your hand and slap your partner in the face with it.

your partner is giving you a handjob and you ejaculate into your hand and you slap you partner in the face with it.

a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...

by crazyjewfro6 August 7, 2010

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