Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023

sea fist

The act of a man on a boat who is using a rubber fist for anal satisfaction and easy bait.

Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

Old Sea Dog

A nick name for ur grandpa aka another word for Grandpa

In pirate kind of talk.

My old sea dog is coming over
Oh nice

by Α January 24, 2022

Sea-nanigans

Shenanigans on the high seas which generally involves ample quantities of rum.

They were headed sailing for a week full of sea-nanigans.

by CaptainSeananigans April 26, 2017

dick sea

The male population in general.

Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!

Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 19, 2023

Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm

"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"

by Deep sea NUKER October 22, 2018

Sea bitch

They're called sea bitches because we should have seen those bitches coming. Best described as white people who traveled the fucking ocean to commit mass genocide while stealing the land of the native Americans.

"Immigrants are stealing our jobs and ruining this country!" Well you sea bitches stole the lives and land of the Native Americans first so what now Becky?

by Salty bich April 19, 2018