oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020

Bacon Sandwich

One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank

“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
“Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”

by Geesuswatchesabove101 March 12, 2020

Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland

I’d love a funeral sandwich right now

by Derv B June 14, 2020

Caitlin Sandwich

When you put a clumsy dwarf in between two hands

Troy: “hey look I’m cupping Caitlins face”
Caitlin: “you’ve just made a Caitlin Sandwich”

by Greenhouseswampvibes June 27, 2020

Arby’s Sandwich

An outie vagina

Yo he into Arby’s Sandwiches

by Momsohard October 4, 2020

safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.

by piccoli September 26, 2012