salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac

Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date

by RayRay723 December 13, 2015

Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.

"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"

by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016

Saladacious

When a girl who is usually not super attractive becomes attractive via. dressing like a Las Vegas stripper

Kevin: yo, she doesn't usually look that good, but dayuum
Jawnson: das true, but she is wearing literally nothing, kinda saladacious don't ya think

by Thejawnson November 1, 2016

Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

SaladBHollow

Salad that is hollow

Dude, my saladbhollow!

by IRllyLikeGoats November 17, 2017

salad cat

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.

Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!

by BayofBengal January 8, 2018

salad dump

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.

Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight

by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019