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Robert

A person full of bullshit! Thinks he's the biggest badass of the school. Gets caught masturbating in the library. He's the kind of person that wears camo pants he bought from a thrift shop 5 days out of the week, and sunglasses on top of his head all through the school. They are relatively step children that are red-headed and are beaten
"Did you hear that Robert was caught chokin his chicken in the library"!?!
by HornyHorton123abc May 5, 2015
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a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!
robert
by robert 123454321 December 10, 2013
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Rubber Duckie

When you're doing a girl (she's on bottom) and you hold her by the throat to get a better grip. Due to the pressure on her vocal cords, instead of moaning, she can only make sqeak-like noises. Kinda like a rubber duckie.
The bitch pissed me off so I held her by the throat while fucking her until she rubber duckied.
by levski_swag November 7, 2010
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Robert

The fattest theif that ever lived.
That theif was fat must have been Robert
by smartguy1284756 April 8, 2011
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Robert Pattinson

He is the most adorable, hot, sexy, man, actor, singer, and musician ever!
He has been in the movies
Vanity Fair
The Haunter Airman
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
The Bad Mother Handbook
How to be
Twilight
The summer house
Little Ashes
He has the cutest laugh ever!
His blue eyes are extremely gorgeos!
He has haters because he is playing a perfect man vampire in the movie "Twilight" but no one is perfect, so dont hate him because he is the closest to perfect anyone will ever get soooo
go away and play in traffic if you are going to hate on him!
anyways robert pattinson in one word is
AMAZING in alll ways
The end.
by fanpireandtwilighter August 8, 2008
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Robert

One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He compliments a lot, jokes a lot, doesn't trust many people, and he's very attractive. He's the type of guy who can always make someone happy when they're sad or mad.
Robert: Hey, cutie.

Person 1: Hehe, hi Robert. You're the best.
by DaisyFromCalifornia February 15, 2010
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dumb fag who doesn't know how to treat a girl
S.O.C.E.S...... ROBERT
by ROBE7800 November 26, 2010
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