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Retard maxing

When you act not in favour of other parties, but in favour of yourself, making others evoke strong feelings towards you, but you don't care.
Peter committed Retard maxing by leaving his friend group, because he didn't like them. They are so pissed at him for doing that.
by OhioRizzler4 June 27, 2025
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Retard Sale

Exactly what it sounds like - a place in which to buy retards - a sale of retards.
Bro your really out here built like a nub, your mom must have bought yo ass on clearance at the retard sale.
by Gferda July 8, 2025
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Retard’s delight

A culinary masterpiece for those of a highly developed palate composed of Kraft brand macaroni and cheese and cut up hot dogs. True connoisseurs add ketchup as a garnish.
No tard can resist the culinary masterpiece that is retard’s delight. They go crazy for that shit. I seen one tard put away 5 cubic feet of that stuff when I used to work at the state school.
by Pseudoslüt August 8, 2025
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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.
After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.
by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025
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Retard Tripping

When you bug the fuck out and you’re also schizophrenic.
Ed Gein was really retard tripping when he killed his brother!
by Fish-bowl November 9, 2025
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Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022
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