Relationshit

When a fuckboy gets a girl really emotionally invested in him to the point where she thinks it's a full blown relationship, but it's actually a relationshit. She doesn't mean anything to him, he just needs her to bust a nut or unleash his emotional baggage.

Scott: Ay Brian, are you and Catherine a thing right now or what? Is she your girlfriend now man?

Brian: Nah bro, it's just a relationshit, idgaf about this bitch.

by weeds14 December 14, 2014

relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

by rorrific January 6, 2015

Relationshitasterphe

(N.) when one relationship turns into shit and causes a rolling shit effect to future and past relationships, thus creating a paradox of catastrophic horrible relationships

"We were gonna go out, but the time of the month ended up causing our relationshitasterphe"

by JBush420 September 10, 2015

relationship relationship

The kind of relationship which would be considered #relationshipgoals. Involves talking to each other at all times, never making physical contact with anyone except your #bae because you love each other #5eva, and basically being suffocated by 'love' (very painful).

"Apparently Becky and Sam are in a relationship relationship now"
"Oh no, I hope they survive"

"I know CPR , we're all good"

by psubea September 15, 2016

relationship chameleon

When a man or woman changes interests, likes and hobbies to accommodate with the current person they are in a relationship with. These interests, likes and hobbies often change to accommodate with whomever they date.

My friend used to like rap music when she dated Tom but now that she is dating Richard she only listens to country. She is such a relationship chameleon.

Stacy would have never thought to gut a fish before dating Pete.

by Yo that's me August 10, 2016

relationsnap

A relationship that goes no further than a streak or conversation on Snapchat.

Dang, I wish I could get to second base with Michelle, but we only have a relationsnap right now.

by Thepencefence November 15, 2016

relationship guru

Dan Burns

You should hit up the Dan Burns he is the best relationship guru

by Sexstar123 April 20, 2018