Purple Cow

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

by ATonOfClay September 14, 2006

purple vagina

lots of pain caused by not finishing what one started

Eliana: he fell asleep with his fingers inside me, it was the worst case of purple vagina i've ever experianced

by Eliana June 4, 2005

Purple Jordans

A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.

Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.

by alex24 April 13, 2007

Purple pickle

A thing in your pants you show to girls

Wanna see my purple pickle

by Siri is GAY April 15, 2019

purple haired women

Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.

Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!

Innocent dude: but but.

Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!

Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN

Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack

by Belle ya mans March 21, 2021

Pit puppies

Armpit fat. The small roll of fat between the armpit and side of the breast. Used in a similar vain to muffin top (referring to waist fat above the the hip bone). Your pit puppies are not legitimate side-boob, but are a separate roll of fat that leaks out of the side of the bra and ends at the armpit crease, although a pit puppy is sometimes only visible when wearing a bra.

"I can't wear that tank top because my pit puppies come out to play"

"Ouch my bag strap just pinched my pit puppy"

"I've put on a fresh layer of fat, check out my pit puppies, I gotta get back to the gym"

"It doesn't matter how much I work out, I just can't get rid of these damn pit puppies"

Guy:"That girl's breasts are leaking out the side of her bra"
Girl: "Nah, that is not breast, it's just pit puppies"

by FaxIt January 24, 2013

purple

A color

by Anonymous October 29, 2003