Pullshit

To masturbate while poohing.

Housemate 1: you were in the toilet a long time, where you pulling or shutting?
Housemate 2: both. I find it more efficient time wise. It's called pullshitting.

by Pugsly-son-of-Gomez April 8, 2015

Pull a Mab

To constantly be lacking change or enough money to purchase small items of low value when others go to the store for you, then conveniently forgetting to give the little amount back or assuming that since it is a small amount the lender does not want it back or will forget about it.

Did he give you your 2$ back for the lotto tickets we bought as a group last week ? No he pulled a Mab and pretended he forgot. I hate people who pull a Mab

by Joe Milosovich November 30, 2006

pull a mint

The act of pretending to have an item stolen in order to file a false insurance claim.

Chris didnt have any money so he had to "pull a mint" and hope the insurance company would pay his claim.

by Slade the Leveller April 18, 2007

pulling a baca

In reference to the Paris Hilton court case, in which sheriff Lee Baca had befriended her grandfather and had accepted $1,000 from him a year earlier, thus explaining his kind behavior towards her jail sentence.

In ordinary terms: when someone befriends you because you offer them money. (Sort of like a hooker.)

You were never my friend, you were just pulling a baca on my ass!

by Christopher Gallo July 3, 2007

Pulling a Webb

To invite yourself over to a friends house, then invite more friends over that may or may not know who's house they are going to.

Alexandra: Hey Joe im coming over to your house later today, ok?
Burrito: Ummm, I can't i have Football tryouts tomorow and I don't want to be all tired for them tomorrow.
Alexandra: C'mon, I know you want to!
Burrito: Not really...
Alexandra: Ok i'll be there at 7, oh i'm bringing some friends along, you know Daniel right?
Burrito: No
Alexandra: Thats ok, hes a cool kid, so i'll bring him along anyway.
Burrito: You are pulling a Webb man, thats not cool.

by Zac Effron August 1, 2007

pulled a Mandolesi

to screw up something, to fix something that is not broken and make it worse, lack of common sense, bad management...

He really pulled a Mandolesi when he "upgraded" our equipment and caused more problems than solved.

by the workers of ipsco tubulars October 11, 2007

pulling an Ann Murray

When you go out to a bar/club and end up going home with and fucking a divorced woman in her mid-fifties who has big 80's hair and blue eye shadow looking just like the singer Anne Murray.

Last night I got pretty fucked up, my buddy scored a young hottie but I just ended up pulling an Ann Murray.

Dude I was bored last night so I ended up Ann Murraying your mom.

by EJayK January 8, 2009