Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

power vomit

The action of projecting vomit in a linear intense stream. Some times coming out the nose due to the extreame force.

"I did a power vomit all over the place lastnight."

by djjmr76 February 22, 2009

Shower Power

The ability to do something because you are in the shower which you would normally be prohibited from doing thanks to social standards.

Joe: "gah, I really need to blow my nose."
Joe in shower: *blows nose and does not need a tissue* "man, what a great shower power"

by oh, my first pseudonym is used May 25, 2009

power saw

when you are licking a girls rectum, and vigorously pump your nose in and out of her clam.

damn rickys nose is so big, i bet he gives his girlfriend the power saw.

by t boner July 16, 2003

power stance

A stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria's after they are done talking to people. The left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.

Damn it must be 12:10, Sara is doing the power stance again!

by Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008

Hobo Power

Unit of measurement pertaining to smell.

This bitch's vagina is about 25 hobo power.

by Adam Corolla June 3, 2003

power nap

people who are generally better than your average human don't sleep........they power nap!

superman doesn't sleep! he power naps!!

by a guy who is generally better than an average human January 7, 2008