Potato Head

Someone with a head that looks uncannily like a potato.

'That Jimbo lad, he's such a potato headed berk!'

by The Hedgehog Man October 31, 2008

smol potato

Someone who is know to tell funny jokes but is also easily roast-able. Smol Potato is a name you can give to someone if they are shorter than you and they resemble a potato. This name is often given to males.

"Dude, look at how short that guy is!"

"Heh, I'd say he's a smol potato!"

by Babybee16 April 23, 2017

Baby Gravy for the Chest Potatoes

This is when you blow your load on a girls boobs.

Baby Gravy- Cum

Chest Potatoes- Boobs

Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.

Dude, she's sooo hot. She needs some baby gravy for the chest potatoes.

by Riddle Boy June 16, 2008

baked potato

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.

aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

by Naughty Baratone August 9, 2010

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

Frat Potato

1. The game where a desperate girl is constantly passed back and forth between different members of a Fraternity, a member must pass the girl to another member in less than 2 minutes otherwise he is stuck with her and declared the loser.

2. A slut who bounces back and forth between multiple Fraternity houses sleeping with as many members as she can.

Dude, do you see that girl? She looks like the perfect canidate, you down for a game of Frat Potato?

by XanderALX March 10, 2009

sexy potato

1. A term used when describing a potato that is indeed sexy.

2. A secret code for some random thing you don't want your friends to find out about (a crush, drugs, etc.)

3. A phrase used to freak out friends while playing hangman.

That is one sexy potato.

So I was talking to sexy potato yesterday....

My friend got freaked out when I used the term "sexy potato" as a secret phrase for hangman the other day.

by xKat43x November 14, 2011