coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.

That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.

by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.

dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.

by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015

Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015

Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016

Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 12, 2019

tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.

Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn

by Cornpurse November 10, 2020