I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020

Spider Poop

When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.

If we were in love we would spider poop.

by Jessica ;p October 31, 2008

poopadox

the paradox of women wanting to get help with a problem that they're ashamed of: pooping. It is a woman's job to be ashamed of number two, unfortunately, so this term was coined by Sarah Haskins in her gender stereotyping comedy series "Target Women".

Sally: I have diarrhea but I'm too embarrassed to tell my doctor about it. It's a poopadox

by rania1981 November 18, 2009

poop sex

The act of either pooping in another persons anus, or pooping in a womans pussy.

Gary and Tina had poop sex last week. He is a perv.

by Ubd July 24, 2005

poop on chest

To allow fecal matter to fall from ones anus onto the chest of another participating individual.

to take a poop on chest.

by NENE12345 April 8, 2011

Poop Machine

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.

Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.

by K-Frizzle June 8, 2004

Butterfly Poop

Being so anxious, excited, nervous or having so much euphoria that you produce so many butterflies in your tummy that they turn into poop.

David-"This song makes me SO happy, i get this fuzzy feeling inside and my tummy feels weird"

Taylor- "Do you have so much of that fuzzy feeling that you have to poo?"

David-"YES!"

Taylor-"THATS BUTTERFLY POOP

by Decast Ronaut September 29, 2010