paintball on jet-skis

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010

Paint the Fence

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.

My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.

by wampler24 December 4, 2019

veteran paint

Cool way to say blood

I fell off my bike and scraped my knee. I got veteran paint all over my pants

by Taylor Ray May 3, 2008

Mexican Paintbrush

Dipping your balls in paints, and brushing them over a woman's face.

The Mexican paintbrush I have to that ho was an ivory shade of white I got from home depot.

by Tyrant slaughter November 7, 2011

Icecream Paint Job

When your neighbors really like icecream, but are lactose intolerant.

Look at the icecream paint job! I wish i could just eat it!

by WellThat'sGreat March 5, 2018

Ice Cream Paint Job

Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.

Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job

by YaDigg123 September 19, 2009

eating brown paint

having nasty or brown/yellow teeth.

dude, his teeth are so nasty, it looks like he has been eating brown paint.

by Tyler Leach September 9, 2006