A Jack Pack is pornographic material that is snuck into a jail or prison that is wrapped in plastic for repeated use. The possessor of the jack pack can lick the back of the plastic wrap and stick it to the shower walls while the prisoner masturbates. The possessor can either use it for themselves or they can rent it out to other prisoners for items from the commissary.
Bill: Man, I've been locked up for 14 years and I haven't gotten pussy since. I really could use a shower and a jack pack.
Tom: Hey there guy, I've got a jack pack; you can have it for the night for a can of tuna.
Tom: Hey there guy, I've got a jack pack; you can have it for the night for a can of tuna.
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Consuming six beers within 15 minutes without vomiting during 30 minutes starting at the beginning of the attempt.
Rules: no shotguns or beer bongs allowed. you must drink straight out of the can or bottle, no pouring in a cup or adding ice. Drinking can be done warm or cold but if the competitor attepts with warm beer, let it be known it is easier to drink warm beer fast, and he shall be known as the "pussy one". Once completed you are considered a man. try and beware. Taunting, teasing, and verbal abuse is all acceptable to attempt to make the competitor fail.
Rules: no shotguns or beer bongs allowed. you must drink straight out of the can or bottle, no pouring in a cup or adding ice. Drinking can be done warm or cold but if the competitor attepts with warm beer, let it be known it is easier to drink warm beer fast, and he shall be known as the "pussy one". Once completed you are considered a man. try and beware. Taunting, teasing, and verbal abuse is all acceptable to attempt to make the competitor fail.
by Barry__B May 13, 2006
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Last night i tryed to packo this girl Joy Dirt. But her vagina just ate the play doh like a fat kid eats cake.
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