When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time
by Boobs42069 January 20, 2022
Joaquin, you skinned that puppy! (He ate a loaded baked potato and left only the skin) skin that puppy
by Joaquinmykitty July 13, 2024
Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man
Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true
Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today
Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true
Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today
by akaKevin April 03, 2009
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
by Mr. Eric Shay November 04, 2010
The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
by Dupes05 March 02, 2017