shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself

When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.

by babycakest February 23, 2010

pants glance

to sneak a quick peek at a mans genital region through the pants in order to size up his penis. Usually done by gay men or bi-curious dudes.

I saw Ryan at the mall giving every guy the pants glance.

by Riq August 15, 2006

Jimmy Pants

1.A fashion disaster. Commomly used among women.
2. A man named Jimmy trousers
3. A guy trying to hard (jimmy pantszin)

1."Yo chica, look at what she is wearing. Thats Jimmy Pants."
2."Hi jimmy are those your pants?"
"Yea man they're Jimmy pants"
3. "Yo check out that guy, Hes Jimmy Pantszin"

by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004

peter pants

When guys wear ridiculouly tight pants, and you're suprised they can breathe.

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TOO TIGHT OF PANTS

by Brrrrrenna! July 9, 2009

Gamer Pants

Any long pants made of material, that are comfy and will keep you warm during extended game play. May include but is not confined to: pajamas, trousers, hippy pants, underwear, and trackies.

Person 1: "Dude, how cold was it last night!"
Person 2: "Yeah I was up playing Halo till 3, good thing I had my gamer pants on!"

by shadowqueen October 24, 2012

Poopy Pants McWhorter

silly boy who shat himself at a track meet

"dude I think Zach is a Poopy Pants McWhorter, he just shat himself at track"

by mindlessboof March 13, 2022

Pee my Pants

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

by Vocabnerd March 9, 2019