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Wheel Of Pussy

Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.
Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S
by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023
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Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
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Wheel Waffle

A waffle with wheels, butter, and syrup.
Its a Wheel Waffle!
by Skywalker227 December 11, 2018
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Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.
Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!
by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017
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twit wheel

by CousinJonathan July 26, 2017
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Wheeling Steamer

Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad
I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!
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Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus
I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.
by Ergendwen August 14, 2017
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