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sucking off

"Yeah, I was sucking off Brad in the hot-tub last night, it was wild!"
by RingALingADingDong June 16, 2016
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mugged off

This is a term derived from the commonly known insult 'mug'; meaning someone who has been treated like an idiot, or been severely nieve.
If you have been 'mugged off' someone has clearly made you into a 'mug', hence you have been insulted deeply. A 'mugging off' often deserves a swift backhand across the perpetrator's derriere.
'If you don't stop dissin me crew you're gonna have the ultimate muggin off in front of your pals'

'I'VE BEEN MUGGED OFF! HE DISSED ME AND ME CREW'

'You muggin me off? Nah bruv nah, i'll have to get me pals to blaze you now innit'
by OLI'S HOE July 16, 2008
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Rub off

When a girl rubs her clitoris; Female masturbation, Clit stroking.
I was so horny I just HAD to rub off!
by sweetcandysum November 17, 2010
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Write off

A phrase initiated by the esteemed Karl Rove to represent anything, and anyone that is cheaper to replace than repair. In other words, anything that is, or anyone who does something irrefutably stupid, annoying, or out of place.
-"Oh Shit! Anyone want to go to the Gallery?"
-"The Gallery's a write off"
by Brother Flash March 22, 2009
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off the chimney

describing something thats weird, wack or crazy.
"did you that bmx stunt at the x games? man, that was off the chimney!"
by harry belafonte December 11, 2003
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shag off

Me to my annoying pestering loud mouth gay fat ugly cuzins: Shag off or im gonna slit ur throat
by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003
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LATE OFF

get fired because of a misunderstanding made unintentionally by non-english speakers when they're gonna be absent in their job.
-Boss calling: Where are you? The store is packed and hasn't been open yet.
-Outsider in Traffic: I'm sorry boss I think I'll be getting laid late).
-Boss: You're fired motherfucker.

-American friend: Hey Pedro Wazup?
-Outsider: My boss fired me cuz I said I was getting laid, and I meant to say I was getting late to work
-American friend:Damn, You just got late off .
by Holyshiter666 October 28, 2009
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