Edmonton Oilers

A team that was legendary in the 80's winning 5 cups then sucked for 15 years before winning the western confrence in 2006 followed by a Ten year rebuild and then a return to the playoffs lead by the second coming Conor McDavid

The edmonton oilers are gonna kick the flames asses

by WWF Attitude June 17, 2017

shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.

Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

by Père Temps May 8, 2013

oily lips

a vagina that is always,extraordinarily wet and greasy

Amelia and Daisy had oily lips due to the porn they were watching

by beast-in-the-bedroom January 10, 2008

oilf

Oyster I'd Like to Fuck

That oyster is so creamy, what an OILF!

by Master Fruit August 23, 2006

oils

a fat person, usually lazy.

"Oils never does anything."

"Mans, Oils is lazy. He won't go on walks with me."

"Oils is a bore, and a waste of time."

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 19, 2006

oily

A cigarette. From the Cockney rhyming slang Oily Rag = fag.

I am going outside for an oily.

Got any spare oilies?

by Alan O'Brien August 26, 2005

Oily Wrag

A cockney rhyming word for slag created by many people from a small village in Suffolk one name of these people os Glen!

Q: Is she yor girlfriend
A: No she be my oily wrag innit!

by Hundon Gal! July 29, 2008