nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

nut smuggler

Slang reference for rodents such as squirrels and chipmunks.

"That damn nut smuggler keeps digging up my flower beds looking for his food!"

by Ridd February 18, 2009

Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.

I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

nut sandwich

when a large black man throws down a vicious dunk over a small white man standing helplessly in front of the basket.

After Josh Smith served Steve Nash yet another nut sandwich, Nash was forced to have a pair of balls surgically grafted to his face.

by obey my dog February 4, 2009

nut nipper

a nut nipper is like a ball buster in the sence that a nut nipper is always bothering you for no reason as to a ball buster who is bothering you for a reason

I fucking hate my teacher he/or she is being a major nut nipper

by Usef Hadiad July 14, 2005

nut shaft

A weiner. its what ur mom sucks on

blake has a small nut shaft.

by Jamal Sanders October 3, 2005

Nut slap

time when two males are fucking a female and their nut sacks collide

"Dude, me and Al were totally about to Eifel Tower Shawna when we nut slapped and lost all sexual desire."

by pimp-pimpedy-pimp-pimp December 7, 2003