BLUE AND PURPLE

THE COLORS OF TRUE LOVE

BOY:"SO MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE. AND YOURS?"
GIRL:"MINE WOULD HAVE TO BE PURPLE"
BOY:"I LOVE YOU"
GIRL:"I LOVE YOU TOO"
BOY:"THEN BLUE AND PURPLE SHALL BE THE COLORS OF TRUE LOVE!"

by GANGSTERGIRLBABE December 31, 2008

Purple Dick

a statement denoting possion of a seat/table or other furniture when absent from that room. Used instead of stupid words like seatcheck and minutes.

Guy: Hey get out of my seat.
Jackass: your names not on it!
Guy: well I called Purple Dick

by craig poyser July 29, 2005

purple plapper

The vaginal lips of an African-American woman. Purple, describing the color of their genital, and plapper, referring to the 'plap' noise that is made by their labias abruptly smacking together. ('plap' noise usually made during intercourse)

Shineequa's purple plapper was rather disgusting. It was slimy, and smelled like rotted salmon.

by charley elizabeth January 27, 2006

purple pancake

A bruised tit.

"Dude did you see that fight at the game last night?"
"Yeah man, I think Maggie gave Jennie a purple pancake!"

by Trololoman September 26, 2011

Purple Haze

An alcoholic beverage made up of Hypnotiq and Drank. One part Hypno, one part Drank. Primarily served chilled or on the rocks, this relaxation beverage was created by a group of Purdue Betas looking to slow their roll.

"Here's what I'm gonna do...I'ma take you to my pad 'n sip some Purple Haze so I can yodel in your valley gurl."

by Boss's Bash September 12, 2009

purple thunder

When, after consuming too many blue-raspberry smoothies and cabbage, one breaks wind loudly and leaves a distinctly purple stain on one's undergarments.

I'm pretty sure the editors purple thundered all over the page there.

by RIDICULOUS WILDCAT March 4, 2010

Purple Muthafucka

Some shit you say to ANYONE when your high!!

You's a "purple muthafucka".

by B-Loved September 2, 2008