Smug Ninjas

Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.

Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011

information ninja

A master in the ways of gathering information. And does so in a way in which is secret and sly without anyone know you are gathering the pieces to the puzzle.

example "Coman is an information Ninja, how did he know about that for two weeks"

by Josh Herring December 26, 2008

Bin Ninja

The lazy or retarded ninja that hides behind a bin or barrel well his ninja brothers hide in the shadows.

Person 1: Dude did you see the ninja that came out from behind the trash can well his friends attacked from the shadows?

Person 2:Yah that lazy fuck is the bin ninja!

by jdl7889 November 26, 2009

ninja

g-rated verion of "nigga"

what up my ninja!
whats good my ninja!

by Gregory cit May 13, 2005

sniper ninja

The most elite, efficient class of stealth warcraft. Their existance is unknown to all but a select few. To become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian's left testicle from 500feet awat while at the peak of an orgasm.

Person 1: "Holy FUCK dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!"
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."

by sniperninja02^ April 3, 2008

Window Ninja

When you're messed up on an illeagle substance, more than likely an "upper", and you keep looking out the window out of paranoia.

"Dude, quit playing window ninja over there. Why can't you just get high with us and be chill?"

by phatkhiken February 23, 2008

ass ninja

A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.

"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."

by Dark_Angel August 25, 2012