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clean food

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."
by snorkelman May 25, 2012
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Window Cleaning

To play the Ukulele in a humorous or cheeky way, such that it resembles George Formby's comedy song 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.
"The comedian took out his ukulele--and before we knew it, he was window cleaning for the crowd."
by EllisTheOdd July 13, 2025
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Clean Swap

A clean swap in crypto is when one token is swapped for another without any vesting.
1 Cswap to 1 Sundae isn’t a clean swap because the Sundae tokens will be vesting
by Gwag Owners Club January 4, 2022
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cleans biggest fan

@taylorswifts.bsf
@taylorswifts.bsf is cleans biggest fan!
by iloveonj February 4, 2024
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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? May 16, 2014
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London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"
by 0802954 November 22, 2015
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