A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.
When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.
by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011
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by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
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2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
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by Kevin Stewart January 29, 2008
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Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.
-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.
-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009
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