Brokeback-mountain

Someone who fucked himself up while doing something or who got fucked up by someone else.

- Hey dude, what happened to you ?
- Argh, that dude fucked me up last night, Harsh
- haha, you're just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww

by LowiK January 14, 2009

mountaineer

a person of the homosexual persuasion, similar to brokeback mountaineer

He finally became a mountaineer and scaled Mount Tommy.

by The Beech April 15, 2006

brokeback mountain

Film that would have sucked if it wasn't for the hotness of Donnie Darko and the other guy.
Very,very...VERY close to nicely shot gay p33n at times.
I'm 14 and I enjoyed it although it has made me have weird dreams...usually envolving Gerard Way...and Donnie Darko...Gary Oldman...etc

Frank the bunny rabbit: (Watching Brokeback Mountain) So THAT'S what donnie is up to these days...well I be damned.

Me and fwendy:(Watching Brokeback Mountain)Ewww!!!
(Ten seconds later) ~Drool~

Me: Godamn not that dream again! Oh I feel so DIRTY!

by Bandanasarerad August 17, 2006

Mountain Dew

(n) The sweat that is produced in the valley between women's breasts during any physical exertion.

Lady: "That love making was quite the workout! I worked up some serious mountain dew!"

Man: "I know. I am a God!!!"

by valetvalet May 8, 2014

Invisible Mountain

The coolest Chick on the face of this planet.

by Invisible Mountain May 27, 2003

Mountain Spew: Code Red

The Mountain Spew: Code Red is a Mountain Spew, with one additional feature. Upon completing the Mountain Spew, the female must start bleeding from the Vascular Chasm Cavity / anus.

After Superman ripped Jane in half, he was ecstatic to discover he managed to pull off a Mountain Spew: Code Red.

by Zach P. with input from Andrew A. August 18, 2006

mountain mods

A overhyped and grossly overpriced brand of cheaply made aluminum DIY computer cases designed with a unnecessary number of holes for blower fans. Popular among hopelessly insecure high school dropouts and manchild losers trying to fill the void in their lives.

35 year old manchild's Mom : "Hey Johnny can I dry my hair with your big shiny tin fan box ?"

35 year old manchild : "NOOO Mom that's my elite mountain mods HAXOR machine !! I'm GENIOS ! I told you before the basement is my LAIR !!"

35 year old manchild's Mom : "Ok Snookypoos want some Smores ?"

35 year old manchild : "OK Thanks Mom"

by tellmeanotherone September 22, 2013