Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016

Puttin' the meat down

When you dick a hoe so hard that she doesn't get up.

1: "Yo homes what'd you do when you left with that gal?"
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."

by just_jem February 5, 2018

yeet that meat

Beating your meat, masturbating

Let's yeet that meat !

by Yas gurl July 23, 2018

The manhattan meatbag

When you have your dick in your girls mouth while you grab her my the ribs, slamming her on the counter knocking the life out of her.

My kitchen counter is stilled stained which my girl after we did the manhattan meatbag.

by gazeebo-gang December 4, 2018

Cloudy With a chance of meatballs

An animated movie, VERY hilarious, and full of humor. It's about a young inventor named Flint Lockwood who lives on a small island called Swallow Falls and has a companion as a monkey with a thought translater named Steve. The movie consists of his motives to make a better experience for his fellow town mates by making an invention to "change the world", which he does by creating a machine that makes food rain from the sky for a better eating experience for his fellow town mates, since his town has turned to eating nothing but sardines and is super invested in sardines becauae they are all miserable sardine-eating shitheads. Ok Yea WE GET IT, Things go awry when the machine shoots up to the sky, the food gets bigger, the machine eventually becomes uncompatible and unstable and starts raining food the size of a dinosaur, threatening to end the world and Flint and other fellow characters, Sam, Manny, Steve, Baby Brent fly out the sky in a plane, destroy the machine, shoot back to earth, Flint and his fellow girlfriend kiss and THE END, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. Very hilarious though for an animated movie

-- Flints father opening a shitty, pussy smelling Sardine tackle shop--
( Tim Lockwood )
TIM & SONS SARDINE BAIT & TACKLE ! You feelin it ?

( Flint Lockwood ): Hmhmm...

Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs ; Funniest line

by exploding air plane 6969 July 28, 2017

Megatron

Leader of the Decepticon Transformers. Transforms into a Walther pistol, but rarely actually does so in the TV series on account of this being a particularly useless thing to transform into. A psychotic, maniacal genius, Megatron is pure of evil and huge of gun.

"Megatron: sort of like Darth Vader, but simultaneously not."

by Popcorn December 1, 2003

Swedish Meatball

A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean.

"Dude, I gave her the Swedish meatball and she went nuts"

"Becky over there is a FIEND for Swedish Meatballs"

by Xerxikun June 19, 2008