kawaii material

A person who is SO cute that it melts your heart and burns your eyes.
Not literally.

Boy 1: Look at that girl! She's so cute!
Boy 2: Yeah, she haves kawaii material.

by KittyPaws~ July 4, 2016

jason mazer

A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"

Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer

by dasdaf June 30, 2016

Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

by mell0drama September 8, 2016

jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.

I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.

by RV Rage October 7, 2017

synthetic material

A material that is man-made possibly in a laboratory and can't be found in nature

Nylon is a synthetic material

by Imyourpapertown October 29, 2017

serial material

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.

Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.

by Shuaman November 16, 2017