Mark

Marks are generally interested in science, and may aspire to work in the medical field. But if said Mark does become a doctor, he won't be very good at his job. Extremely religious and arrogant, Marks have an usual obsession with ice cream bars.

Cindy Robes: Mark is so hot, I love his ice cream bar collection!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, he's cool, but he's a shitty doctor.

by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015

Mark

A person who can't speak english to save his life, and loves cows, lives in a windmill, and likes to clog dance.

1.Hey did you meet the new kid?
2. Yea, i can't understand anything he says!
1.He's such a mark

by kbkk October 12, 2010

mark anstee

a gay lanky cunt called mark

i was shagged by a mark anstee last night

by boobjob12345 October 9, 2008

Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009

mariksa

Happens to be one of the most beautiful and caring girls out there. She has a wonderful personality and And a great sense of humor. She tends to be quite and shy around strangers, but loud and outgoing with friends. She's an amazing and loyal person that will always be there to help cheer you up when your feeling down. And once you get to know her you will learn to love her.

Man I love mariksa

by marlak.moe201 October 15, 2014

Mark of Sodom

The act of smearing ones dirty butthole on someone

Girl passed out so I gave her the Mark of Sodom on her forehead

by Dregz the Cat January 7, 2015

mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.

Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.

by datstudentlife June 23, 2015