Martin Wallsy

In reference to the creator of internet series "The Walten Files" usually referring to his art style or story telling

Wow, That drawing looks real Martin Wallsy

by King_Of_Hearts1313 July 3, 2022

petit-martin

The male appendage, usually that of a little boy

Mommy gave my baby brother a bath, and I saw his petit-martin

by Sparki October 6, 2003

Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Straight Martini

a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.

Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight

Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass

by LoDoSi December 2, 2011

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

Jemima Martin

an AMAZING girl who has the most beautiful voice in the whole entire world! She also has the face to match as she is the definition of beauty! Every love song ever written is about her as she is the only thing that every man on earth thinks about. It is based on her that God designed the flower, the puppy and every cute thing. She often is seen either in the Bishops high school canteen or Mr bennets classroom during the day as its beauty would blind anyone who saw it. She is currently in a complicated relationship with Elis Shotton who she loves very very dearly.

oh my god you look so nice today!

thank you very much!

know who you remind me of?

who??

Jemima Martin!

oh my gosh thank you! thats the best compliment ever!!

by NotElisShotton December 27, 2011

Nasty Martini

1/2 vodka, 1/2 gin, dirtied, double olive, one onion.

"Barkeep! Make me one Nasty Martini!"

"Bartender, I'd like a Martini. Oh, and could you make it Nasty?"

by snix65 January 11, 2013