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Last Man Standing

A sexual act at swingers parties. Four to six men undress and stand naked in a circle. One woman gets naked on her knees in the middle and begins to perform oral sex on one of the males for a pre-determined amount of time (usually 30 to 60 seconds). She then moves on in a clockwise manner performing oral sex on each male. She continues around the circle until one male climaxes. She then exits the circle and the man who has already climaxed takes her place. He continues giving oral sex to the other men till another climaxes. The man in the middle exits and is replaced by the second man. This continues until the last man climaxes, at which point he wins. His prize is two-fold: A. He doesn't have to perform oral sex on another male, and B. He performs oral sex on the female until she climaxes.
Man, I came second last this weekend at Last Man Standing. I had to suck three dicks cause of that...I never win!
by Big Goonie November 22, 2013
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man splatter

1. Liquid excretions eminating from the male sex of the human species...typically ejaculate (cum), but could also be pre-cum, sweat, pee, or other bodily fluid of manly origin. 2. Pheremone-like man scent or cologne/body-spray having sexual or sexy qualities.
"Oh my god...there is man splatter all over this frickin' dress! Or, "The sex was so hot & then I finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!" Also, "Mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you're gone, your man splatter stays on my mind..."
by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006
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Little man syndrome

Dude he got little man syndrome I feel sorry for him
by Frankiethewanktanky July 2, 2019
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Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap
After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy
by jockofclubs May 20, 2008
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man-scarf

something that can look hot if worn right and crap if worn wrong NOT for the over 40's. when its good its really good when its bad its puke worthy.
"Ewww that guy is like 54, and hes wearing a man-scarf!!"
"OMG, that guy is so hot he is seriously working that

man- scarf"
by superbeanydude July 5, 2009
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Man Sass

Gripe or complaint of a womanly nature coming from a male.
Person 1: "Hey Adam, you're ugly as hell"
Person 2: "Dakotah, if I wanted your man sass I'd ask for it."
by SkarBear October 11, 2009
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man squat

when a man squats to piss like a woman.
man#1 is so lazy he has to take a man squat to piss.
by duenan September 14, 2009
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