green card generating machine

someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.

The guys who marry foreign girls are green card generating machines.

by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010

Wyoming Yogurt Machine

While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.

Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.

by Smith2069 July 25, 2016

Nazi snowflake machine

A distasteful way of saying incinerator.

Jim: How do you think we should deal with terrorists?
Me: I think we should line them up in front of a nazi snowflake machine and shove them in.
Jim: So they can all finally feel special?
Me: Yep

by Jason knows me October 4, 2016

den Cho machen

Wenn man auf sämtliche Telefonate oder Whatsapp Nachrichten nicht mehr antwortet.

Al: "Warum antwortet Hosi nicht mehr?"

Moe: "Er wird wohl wieder den Cho machen"

by AliSrky18 September 22, 2020

and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

Machine gun kelly

It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina

Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor

by BThomsen December 20, 2020