massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015

Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three

Man that is such a cool Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

by Jacket shrimp February 16, 2017

Massachusetts

Here in mass we got pages like wtwmass and savages mass running the state everyone know everyone every boy gots to other towns gets Hoes smash then they know someone from there and they expand we have retared anciets which needs to stop whitey Bulger’s a celebrity Our sports team are insane just walk into a bar and you’ll see the pride we’re know for doing stupid shit for getting in wtwmass and there no place better walk around and know everyone there’s partys everywhere

Massachusetts Boston fuck can stand there voices

by Wtwmass November 13, 2018

Ghetto massage

A person being roughed up in order to persuade them to do something, eg part with money.

He was reluctant to give me his rolex at first, but a little ghetto massage soon convinced him.

by Disco Inferno 666 May 10, 2009

Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.

Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?

by MartiniMic April 25, 2011

self-massage

Pertaining to Fitness. Using specific tools (i.e. Foam Roller, Rumble Roller, The Stick, S-Curve, Golf ball etc...) to inflict "Good" pain now to prevent you from experiencing "Bad" pain later from Injury.

1. Many athletes have been turned onto the "Self-Massage" Movement. 2. The Poor Man's Massage.

by sirTimithius September 27, 2013

spaghetti massacre

When your friend riley drops his spaghetti all over the floor and you tell him to pick it up. It then leads to an argument which has you choking his bitch ass with the saucy spaghetti. And of course you are innocent because if Rileys bitch ass didn't drop the saucy spaghetti and ruin it in the first place, the spaghetti massacre wouldn't occur

Really riley, you literally just caused a spaghetti massacre

by ChillBlinton February 10, 2017