long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

Long Distance Coronalationship

When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.

"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"

"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"

by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020

JACK LONG (CT)

is a good guy

JACK LONG (CT) is a good guy

by jack storm October 8, 2020

Long Story Deleted

Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.

My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.

by AllusiveCrayon December 8, 2012

Fort Kevin Long

Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.

Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward

by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023

Long Hong Thai

A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.

He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.

by Random Person 42069 August 15, 2023

long distance whore

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.

-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)

by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023