Bisto Log

A long dark beefy coloured shit. Upon standing from its birthing, the smell immediately shoot’s up the nose and into the sinuses.

The highlight of Johnnie’s hangover was the birthing of a great bisto log.

by Beardedbutcher December 12, 2022

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Fina Logs

Mina fina bollar in ur mouth! Sebbe

Kolla Fina logs! Vadå Fina Logs? MINA FINA BOLLAR IN UR MOUTH! SEBASTIAN

by Romme October 27, 2021

Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

Chog Log

The big kind of tootsie rolls you only see when trick or treating. Superior to “dingleberries” (little tootsie rolls) and “brown twigs” (long thin tootsie rolls) in every way

Person 1: “Woaaaah dude I scored two chog logs at that house!!”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”

by Chog Logger October 5, 2025