Looger

The term used to describe the detritus left on a toilet seat after a shit-log glances the rim of the seat during its descent into the pan. Based on USA high-diver Greg Louganis’s mishap in which he clipped his head on a springboard during a diving heat in the 1988 Seoul Olymics. An unusually careless act of lavatorial hygiene, it is commonly caused by either releasing a stool from a partially standing position or by situating the anus too far back on the toilet seat.

On entering the bathroom after Sir Cecil, I was stupefied to see he'd left a looger behind on the seat.

by Hunch644 July 3, 2009

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Loosener

A substance added to a dry meal to aid in the process of mastication.

"Excuse me waiter, this Beef Wellington is a little dry. Could you ask the kitchen to send out a Bisto loosener?"

by Gassyman June 8, 2013

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anal loogey

Sperm in the anus, when the semin is induced into the anus like an enima, and afterwards runs out. it is commonly referred to as an anal loogey.

I knew this chick one time that thought it was funny to show everybody her anal loogeys!!!

by ScinoBasher999 November 25, 2006

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Looser laps

To drive around a a mall, park or any place where people gather in a search for females or just trying to look cool, usually with speakers on blast with several people in the car.

Look at those dumbasses doing looser laps it is like there third trip!

by Kyle and kenny August 17, 2008

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LooseGvn

getting on....deals with ageing process with dignity....no fuss....fun.....puts together a good show....memorable.....cougar like.....gives it up easily...

That girl is LooseGvn right now ye feel me!

by Squarepants1 May 6, 2011

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