decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

Laco

A promise or guarantee, often confirmed with a pinky swear. Popular in Chinese culture.

Han: I'm gonna pick you up myself.
Soo-yung: Laco? *extends pinky finger to initiate Laco*
Han: Laco. *pinky finger accepted, Laco achieved*

by VictorTalent October 2, 2017

alma later

Deferred schooling, particularly a college education.

Did you hear Jeff dropped out to start working and making $$$. I guess that makes UCLA his alma later.

by Jeffreyutah November 4, 2020

LayNii

LayNii is a tool that has lots of class.

LayNii get ya layers real nifty.

Jake: Ya using LAYNII?

Dave: Sure in combo with AFNI

by rev_maximus October 27, 2020

lady giblets

Female reproductive organs.

My grandmother doesn't have her lady giblets any longer.

by MomFatale December 23, 2013

pre-land

The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.

You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.

by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021

landgraf

LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT

Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf

by The definer of urban March 11, 2016