beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D

How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?

by honneamise October 29, 2018

Keys

An alternate version of the abbreviation "kys" which means "ki** yourself"

"Js keys already" (as seen in an internet comment)

by boinkybop September 16, 2025

High Key Pepper

The opposite of low key salty

Sike I'm high key pepper. You wish.

by TakethatL January 24, 2017

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

Key

Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.

Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!

by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023

richard keys

Banter

Richard Keys: It was just Banter.

by Sucha Banta January 19, 2017