kwaku

to not show up or cancel plans just because...

person 1: hey you wanna hang out sure

kwakuer: no i cant because i just cant ( in reality he just doesn't want to leave his basement)

by kekaroniy August 8, 2015

d-kwon

having exceptional dance movement,rhythem, and skill.

usually used with the prefix: i am

i am d-kwon on the dance floor

by senior bacon July 31, 2006

Cleveland Hot Kwong

When a small asian guy rubs chocolate all over his body before his gilfriend masturbates him until he comes on his belly. After that, they mix the chocolate and the cum together and drink it as a hot chocolate milk.

Whooo Suzie, it's pretty cold outside, how about a Cleveland Hot Kwong?

by lap1539j September 20, 2008

kwazoo

When you get completely blizted and have sex with a kangeroo.

Man: I got so kwazooed last night!

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

Kwalar

Any person employed, or otherwise present at any workplace or in any profession who holds no obvious position or rank, and performs no apparent tasks while always seeming busy, important and hard at work; all the while, everyone knowing that his/her prescence is nothing more than Yagfokcas.

Why is Jim telling us what to do? What the heck is his job again anyway? That guy is a real kwalar.

Examples: Paris Hilton, or that guy walking with the clipboard toward the bathroom everyday at noon....

by QuantumQ September 26, 2006

Kwunnie

A kwunnie is an extremely nice and generous person who gives their time and effort to help facilitate the playing of chess, especially for pigeon chess players.

Hector Ramos did a Kwunnie to our skittles room today.

by Kingmuncher September 10, 2012

J-Kwest

(b. 1981) American hip-hop/rap artist from Burlington VT, whose style is mainly lo-fi, underground, and political/battle in nature. Largely influenced by 90's East Coast acts such as Wu-Tang Clan, Redman, and Canibus, J-Kwest has worked with members of rap groups Sunz Of Man and The Society Of Invisibles, and releases material digitally under the BlazeStar Inc. imprint. Reportedly has not released long-awaited debut album due to perfectionist complex, among other reasons.

"Have you heard 'Kwizzy Speaks' by J-Kwest? It's so ill!"

"I don't listen to that fake shit; I listen to Lil' Wayne and T-Pain and stuff!"

by afterburner22 March 30, 2009