jarx

Noun. The act of taking a bite out of the tender spot of a baby.

Melissa's baby had a jarx.

by Dr Mahonin October 23, 2006

Jarez

Jarez is a smart and handsome guy! he treats ladies like a queen❤️ He would be an amazing brother. He has great personality. He plays lots of sports! And he would be on an academic team! He would like anything you give him. He would laugh at anything. He is sensitive. And is tall

Jarez always got my back

by Urbandictionaryfacts.org February 18, 2019

jargoc

An alternative form of the word "lasagna".

My friend's phone has T-9 but "lasagna" isn't a word. In his phone it goes to "jargoc" instead.

by merechance February 9, 2008

Jarvise

Jarvise is usually an ass. Sometimes can be really sweet and caring. Other times he can just be a complete jerk-off. He has brown eyes and doesn't ever listen to a word you say. He hates listening to other people sing. He can be really sarcastic and offensive.

person 1: Did you hear what Jarvise said?
person 2: What?
person 1: He called me a Slutty Whore!

by IHKHC November 13, 2011

Jared Leto'd

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.

I was cruising round Little Venice, when an ombre-hued hunk with piercing blue eyes and lashings of black eyeliner approached me. I immediately took him back to my boiler cupboard and disrobed. He spun me around and pinned me to the wall; I spread my legs, he plunged inside me. He stood still, and produced a riding crop. With one sharp smack to my buttock, he yelled "Yeehaa", and I was on my way. As I was thrusting against his rigid rod, I saw him reach for my 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish. He uncapped it slowly, and teased open the lid. Beginning with my left hand, he proceeded to stroke the brush against my bare nail, several times. To my immediate arousal, I saw he too was wearing 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish.

After he had finished the first hand, I felt a sharp smack on my other buttock, whereupon he exalted another "Yeehaa", while proceeding with a whip and dip. He then started on my right hand, my fingers trembling as I continued to thrust; yet I contained my excitement. As he delicately coloured my nails one by one, I thrust harder, and faster. Finally, he reached my pinkie finger, and with the final stroke we both let out a loud "Yeehaa" and collapsed in a heap, satiated and manicured.

- Oh my god, you wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he Jared Leto'd me.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

jared bank

Very annoying. If your name is jared bank you problem have poor grades and no friends, and jared's are known for being obsessed with ducks... and very tall.

Girl 1: Did you see jared bank in class today?
Girl 2: yea. He's weird. Did you see that duck he had?!

by Haroldduck123 November 30, 2016

jareka

Beautiful and very intelligent lady. A Queen at her finest. A lady who deserves the sun moon and earth.

Jareka is a lovely lady.

by Ladyree December 19, 2016